none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
"are you one of those dramatic gays?"
i don’t text my brother very often
"talk dirty to me"
|—||Tegan Quin (via perfect)|
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
tumblr has become a bigoted unhealthy website where you are praised for fitting into as many obscure minorities as possible and are told whatever u say is invalid if u are part of any majorities and it’s out of hand and ridiculous
- Classy women
- Guys being gentlemen
- Cute ass relationships
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
this post is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
Hearing somebody tell you that they love you is one thing; knowing their palms start to sweat when you smile at them is another.
|—||It’s Been A While Now (k.p.k)|
what should i do on the plane
fuck the plane
im gonna fuck the plane
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.